Prehistoric Paddler Pillows

Floating Dragon

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Infographics: the early years.

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Cave painting by numbers

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Research and development."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.