
"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."
Start their day with a splash of wit! Our philosophy paddler mugs feature clever sayings that mix water adventures with deep thoughts, perfect for morning coffee or a reflective tea break.
"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."
Bitchbark Canoe
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
Canadian Canoe.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
"Norman's really into wild paddling."
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."
Floating Dragon
Canoeing Incorrectly
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'
'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'
Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading
Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.
Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra
"First time paddleboarding?"
Canoes
Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days
'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'
Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1
'Catching flying fish!'
Canoeing on a Dried River Bed
You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.
Divers Lap Pool
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Check out our t-shirts for philosophy paddlers, combining water-loving designs with clever quotes perfect for casual outings or introspective days.