Puddle Posers Gifts

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Frog in the puddles.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Nervous Oral Testing

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Teach Love

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

Wipe Your Feet

Yoga

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Sidewalk Sam's - Home of the 25¢ stylus.

Puddle Jumper

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Very Advanced Yoga

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

"You have Tech-neck."

Rain.

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"Accursed global warming!"

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'