Dumpling Admirer Gifts

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I admire your floatibility.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

No, I don

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

You are what you eat!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

ATM withdrawal

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Tree Squirrel

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."