Doll Admirer Gifts

"I like you, kid, but I'll be honest: The problem is your resume. It reads like a patch-work quilt!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

God playing with dolls.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Early Piety

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Tired Barbie

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Meow"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Dollphins

There are no rats with collars...

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Okay, who's purring?"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Dogs and Chickens

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

"I love it!"