Doll Admirer Pillows

"I like you, kid, but I'll be honest: The problem is your resume. It reads like a patch-work quilt!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

God playing with dolls.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Early Piety

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

No, I don

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

There are no rats with collars...

Dollphins

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Child with doll in the sea

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs and Chickens

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.