Porcelain Doll Admirer Gifts

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'I had a cough at the time!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Oscar Wilde

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

A Night In the Art Gallery

"The last doggy bag."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

God playing with dolls.

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Now class

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Home for the Holidays

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal