Porcelain Doll Admirer Gifts

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

God playing with dolls.

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Artisanal Pottery

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Pierre Bonnard.

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Now class

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Home for the Holidays

Hungry For Art.