Porcelain Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do you think Kevin has the right aptitude for this work?'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Two men in urns holding hands

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Greek Vase

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Bernard Palissy

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

I thought I was irrelevant.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.