Ceramic Enthusiast Gifts

Woman throwing giant pot.

Executed in terra cotta.

Artisanal Pottery

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"Just draw a line under it and move on."

Lego Haircut

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

Pottery Slam

Brick and Mortar

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Two men in urns holding hands

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Bricklayer

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Greek Vase

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'