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'This could be a bad sign!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Choose, Fenster

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

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'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'It's Blurred.'

'You reek of crackers.'

About the potter.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Moliere

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

Sleigh Ride

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''