Ceramic Aficionado Gifts

"And this is Ernie who makes those wonderful teapots used in cafes all over Britain...."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woman throwing giant pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Pottery Slam

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

My own museum.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Two men in urns holding hands

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

A man working on a model airplane

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Greek Vase

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'