Pottery Aficionado Gifts

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Two men in urns holding hands

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Greek Vase

A man working on a model airplane

Hairy Potter.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

I thought I was irrelevant.

Teapot

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

Bernard Palissy

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."