Crafts Connoisseur Gifts

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Whittler's Mother.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Posh Easter Egg

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"She's a natural!"

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

About the potter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Thor's Other Tools

"Who's the artist?"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'