Doll Enthusiast Gifts

"The dolls have to go back on the boat. They're using computer chips that Congress won't let us export to China."

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

A Nesting Doll Restaurant

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

"She's full of herself that one."

Early Piety

Saudi police declare 'Barbie' a threat.

'You got that yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

'Kids don't want lollipops anymore Grandma, they want ugly dolls.'

'But marriage is such a big responsibility, Jenny--maybe they should wait a few years.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Dollphins

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Mr. Williams tried not to panic. There was still a chance that Bobby was undressing them.

'Hey there, doll face.'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

Child with doll in the sea

"Don't get your hopes up. I'm pretty sure he's seeing someone."

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."