Dolls Gifts

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

Clockwork Doll

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

Packaging Russian Dolls

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie turns fifty.

'How could cute hurt so much?'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Mr. Williams tried not to panic. There was still a chance that Bobby was undressing them.

Girl teling her grandmother that the world is hollow and she wants to become a nun

Santa Claus's Tool Box

Fake Smile Barbie - I'm unhappy really

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Secular Cloisters

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Tired Barbie