Playing With Dolls Gifts

'Lacy and I were playing with my dollhouse and she foreclosed on it. I have to have Ken and Barbie out by the end of the month.'

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

"Kaitlin! Daddy is trying to explain the infield fly rule!"

Girl's playing with dolls

'Good news! I found a donor!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"I don't know about you, but if that little girl makes me drink any more of that damn tea, I'll literally burst at the seams!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Early Piety

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Dollphins

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Children's Imagination