Playing With Children Gifts

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

"First snowman?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Remote Control Duck

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'