Children At Play Gifts

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"First snowman?"

'They're dog roses!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Serious Putty

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Summer reading for the family.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"He lives in a block of flats"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Stone henge swing.

Switchback Playground.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Muscular Dad

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

'Same address, 20 years later'

Snowballs!

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'