Kids At Play Gifts

Can we have our ball back please?

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Stone henge swing.