Kids At Play Pillows

Can we have our ball back please?

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Summer reading for the family.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Stone henge swing.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."