Playing On The Beach Gifts

"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"First snowman?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Angels making snow humans

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'Who says I'm beached?'

Swing without a tree