Playing Outside Gifts

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

"That one looks like a falling engine."

"First snowman?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Children throwing snowballs at an elderly gentleman

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Warmer Weather.

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm designed to go off-road.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Can Spot come out and play?'

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

Snowballs!

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Remote control pirate bully

Football Fans

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Concert Pianist.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'