Doll Collector Gifts

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'

'Yo-yo diet Barbie! - Inflates to twice original size.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

"Just one adult, please."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Surviving July 4th: One Doll's Story.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Barbies? Take my word for it Barry, they're plastic.' Ken in his local.

'Officer arrest this man for sexual harrassment!'

Clockwork Doll

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Super Real Baby Doll.

Paperdoll with skeleton.

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"It's not a doll. It's an action figure"

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

'You want me to sign a prenup! When did Mattel give you balls?'

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"Great news. I'm expecting a doll."

"Well, I thought you could practice talking to Estella."

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"A most unusual case I've detected at least seven different personalities inside her."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

Astral Projecting Babushkas

Nesting Dolls and Devices

"Last one in is a rotten egg."

Jerrold Nadler

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

Just in time for Christmas, it's...Mildred, the world's first elderly doll!