Nostalgic Doll Collector Gifts

Old Lady Paper Doll

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Dollphins

Jack in the Box

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Shaker Cornucopia

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Vannamania

God playing with dolls.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"

Etch-a-sketch artist.