Russian Doll Enthusiast Gifts

Russian Doll Christmas

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Tired Barbie

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Ivan Turgenev

Dollphins

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Child with doll in the sea

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Jeff Sessions

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

God playing with dolls.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Russian Snail

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Ivan Krylov

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

Vannamania

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.