Collecting Russian Dolls Gifts

'It's still Putin but he keeps getting smaller.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Early Piety

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Imagination

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"They're class action figures."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Dollphins

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Jack in the Box

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Ramming Speed!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Perfection

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Child with doll in the sea