Collecting Russian Dolls Gifts

'It's still Putin but he keeps getting smaller.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Imagination

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Dollphins

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"They're class action figures."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Jack in the Box

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"Ramming Speed!"

Perfection

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea