Dreamers Of Dolls Gifts

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Quantum Psychic

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Romeo and Julietta'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

The Echoes at Killarney

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'I just think we should be together'.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

'Ready; aim...'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!