Lovelorn Dreamers Gifts

"We don't have any chemistry. It's more like an allergic reaction!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Robocop and Juliet.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Sinking with your heart

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Romeo and Julietta'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Swing me with your words."