Valentine Dreamer Gifts

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

Without you I'm lost...

Shepherd and eurydice

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

You're the cream in my coffee.