Valentine Dreamer T-Shirts

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

Without you I'm lost...

Shepherd and eurydice

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Robocop and Juliet.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.