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"We don't have any chemistry. It's more like an allergic reaction!"

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Sinking with your heart

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.