Dollhouse Dreamers Gifts

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Toys

Computerized Dollhouse.

Creator's Block

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

John Woodvine

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Dame Edna Sitwell

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Insomnia.

Born to rock.

"I want the whole thing gutted."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

A dolls house with a working chimney.

society of cartoonists...

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.