Dollhouses Gifts

Computerized Dollhouse.

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

'Why, yes, I'm very interested in aluminum diding for my home...'

Toys

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"We'll always hate Paris."

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Ye Haul.

Brexit dilema

Lack of Euro Vision

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

The Year of the Strategist

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Hall of Mirrors