Dollhouses Gifts

Computerized Dollhouse.

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

'Why, yes, I'm very interested in aluminum diding for my home...'

Toys

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"We'll always hate Paris."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Ye Haul.

Brexit dilema

Lack of Euro Vision

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Caleb at work

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

The Year of the Strategist