Dollhouse Enthusiast Gifts

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Hi honey, I'm home."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Early Piety

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Dollphins

The Day Dreamer.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Posh Easter Egg

Toys

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Computerized Dollhouse.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."