Dollhouse Dreamers Mugs

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Toys

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Creator's Block

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Insomnia.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"I want the whole thing gutted."

A dolls house with a working chimney.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

society of cartoonists...

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"