Doodle Admirer Gifts

"But I digress..."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Meow"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

There are no rats with collars...

"Labradoodle"

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'