Doodle Fan Gifts

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Labradoodle"

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Creator's Block

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Damn autocorrect!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.