Poodle Fan Gifts

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Ice shelfie.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

An inbred poodle.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Wanna go out?"

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'