Poodle Lovers Gifts

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Dog Calenders.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

K-9 Garten

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"What's worse, that or this?"