Poodle Lovers Gifts

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"Wanna go out?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.