Poodle Fans Gifts

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

An inbred poodle.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Wanna go out?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Sun. Rain.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Best in Heat.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Non-working dog, please help

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'