Poodle Fans Gifts

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

An inbred poodle.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Sun. Rain.

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Best in Heat.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Non-working dog, please help

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'