Poodle People Gifts

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'His name's Trident!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Balloon dog training

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

An inbred poodle.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"Wanna go out?"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Sun. Rain.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Best in Heat.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Non-working dog, please help

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'