Poodle Enthusiast Gifts

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Non-working dog, please help

Paris Poodles.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

Historians don't like to talk about the French poodle and Indian War of 1751.

A Poodle Dreams Of Justice

Mixed Emotions Poodle

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

City Pound Manager

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Help!'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"I can't get my poodle to sire ... I guess I need to put him in remedial breeding."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"It's hard to believe now of course, but he was always impeccably groomed before we got married..."

"This ought to be good."

'International Poodle Contest.'

'It's bracing, isn't it, out here in the wild?'

'I'm sorry you're not satisfied, Mrs. Caslick, but after all...

"You really can't blame the natives, Lady Ashley, they've probably never seen a French Poodle before."

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Poodle bus

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"These french strippers are hot stuff, eh?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Is she looking at my butt now? No. How about now? No. Really? Now? Nope."

Skipping Horse