Poodle Aficionado Gifts

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

'The rare poodle retriever.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Pick me!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Obedience School Graduation

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dogma

"Have you seen my dad?"

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

Global Warming.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'