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The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

'The rare poodle retriever.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Pick me!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogma

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Dogs

A Change of Scene.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Global Warming.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Fashion Week"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'