Poodle Lover T-Shirts

Best in Heat.

'It's my summer look.'

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

Uncle Tom

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

"Apparently, the farmer used to run a poodle parlour!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Are you cold dear?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'