Poodle Lover Gifts

Best in Heat.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Yep, that one hunts - but only for bargains.

'It's my summer look.'

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

Uncle Tom

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

"Apparently, the farmer used to run a poodle parlour!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Puppies