Poodles Gifts

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

Sun. Rain.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Uncle Tom

"What a PILF."

Frog in the puddles.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Wanna go out?"

An inbred poodle.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'