Poodles Gifts

"He's cute. But he's got human breath."

Sun. Rain.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Uncle Tom

"What a PILF."

Frog in the puddles.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Wow, what a DILF."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Best in Heat.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.