Sister Who Loves Poodles Gifts

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

An inbred poodle.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Wanna go out?"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Best in Heat.