Sister Who Loves Poodles Prints

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Wanna go out?"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

An inbred poodle.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Sun. Rain.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."