Poodle Enthusiasts Prints

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

A Change of Scene.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Dogs in a basket

When bored, we board

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"Wanna go out?"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'